These wings are spicy, and so am I! I am upset and angry with you because you know I've been desperately trying to lose weight, but you’re such a bad influence! You always bring me the biggest portions of the most fattening and delicious foods that you know I can't resist. And it works, I haven't lost any weight, I've actually gained even more! Thanks to you and your deeply ingrained feeder tendencies, I am sure that I am just going to keep gaining and gaining.. so I guess I might as well just give up and embrace gaining weight as much as you do..

These wings are spicy, and so am I! I am upset and angry with you because you know I've been desperately trying to lose weight, but you’re such a bad influence! You always bring me the biggest portions of the most fattening and delicious foods that you know I can't resist. And it works, I haven't lost any weight, I've actually gained even more! Thanks to you and your deeply ingrained feeder tendencies, I am sure that I am just going to keep gaining and gaining.. so I guess I might as well just give up and embrace gaining weight as much as you do..