Valentines day is quickly approaching, which is just another excuse to celebrate the greatest woman in your life, ME. This isn't about your bullshit relationship, and your beard of a wife. This is about Me, and what I want and deserve. You're going to give Me everything I want and more OR maybe I'll just call up wifey and tell her everything you've been up to! I know she's been wondering where all your money has been going, so why don't I tell her? Your life is of no consequence to Me, so I suggest you do what I say.