You're out on the town alone for a drink after work and you can't help but notice Me across the bar. You literally cannot peel your eyes away from Me, you feel drawn to Me. When you see Me getting up to go to the alley for a smoke, you of course follow behind like a lovesick puppy. Once I've got you alone, you realize it's too late. I'm a soul sucking, money hungry, creature of the night who's going to make you my slave forever. Why drain you dry right now when I could make you eternal and use you over and over again? Now, hold still.