I called you to come over today because I've been hearing from everyone we know that you've been asking about Me non-stop, hoping one day I'll give you another chance. I dumped you for a reason! I only ever dated you because you're such a push-over I knew I could get away with anything, but eventually I got bored. Do you really wanna hear why I'll never be with you or take you seriously? Brace yourself, this is going to be excruciatingly honest!

I called you to come over today because I've been hearing from everyone we know that you've been asking about Me non-stop, hoping one day I'll give you another chance. I dumped you for a reason! I only ever dated you because you're such a push-over I knew I could get away with anything, but eventually I got bored. Do you really wanna hear why I'll never be with you or take you seriously? Brace yourself, this is going to be excruciatingly honest!