I’m so glad to have an aspiring actor living across the street... I’m in such a jam...

As you know I’m a huge reality TV show producer and I know I’ve been promising you that I’d introduce you to some celebrities in exchange for mowing my lawn, cleaning my gutters and stuff... even polishing My shoes!

My gosh... I’ve had you just running around for me for a year now, hahahaha.

I’m in a bit of a jam and I could really use a last minute actor that can play a role on my latest reality TV show.

Awe, are ya still a virgin, sweetie... mmmmHmmmm... I see... well... Show more