Oh my, would ya look at all these sexy shoes???

Oh my, they are all a bit dusty... and who knows what I’ve stepped in... be a lamb and clean them for me... or in your case... be a worm and lick the dirt off the bottoms for me, hahahaha.

I’m supposed to be getting ready for my trip to the polo tournament right now. Keep in mind that this is a special treat and that you’ll be doing this kind of shoe cleaning all alone for months at a time without getting to see me... so I hope you appreciate the precious time I’m taking to help you, peasant.

Oh and since this is you... Show more