I’m taking the time to groom you for this big role. You’re even gonna get the chance to meet your big celebrity crush. You owe me, big time... how bout a little kiss, for all I’ve done for you...

On my shoes, silly... geez did you think I meant I wanted you to kiss me, hahahaha...

You have my permission to look at me... stand up with your hands behind your back in than “servant pose” I taught you.

How about you go put on that French Maid outfit I hung up in the guest bedroom for you.

When I say don’t say another word, it means you shut the fuck up, got it... Show more