Snobby TV presenter Alora Lux thinks she's presenting a show selling valuable antiques, but instead the production crew have given her a load of modern junk to promote on air - and even worse, Alora can't find her shoes anywhere, meaning she has to present the show barefoot.

Alora's first item to sell is a bowling ball. Alora can barely keep the disgust out of her voice, but things get even worse when she drops the heavy ball right on her bare toes. Howling in pain and hopping on one foot, Alora curses her luck. But things get even worse, the next item she has to sell is a big box ...

Snobby TV presenter Alora Lux thinks she's presenting a show selling valuable antiques, but instead the production crew have given her a load of modern junk to promote on air - and even worse, Alora can't find her shoes anywhere, meaning she has to present the show barefoot.

Alora's first item to sell is a bowling ball. Alora can barely keep the disgust out of her voice, but things get even worse when she drops the heavy ball right on her bare toes. Howling in pain and hopping on one foot, Alora curses her luck. But things get even worse, the next item she has to sell is a big box of Lego. Unfortunately for Alora, she manages to tip the Lego all over the floor. Alora tries to carry on her presenting, but it's difficult as she hops from foot to foot across the Lego, yelping in pain each time her poor soles stand on another piece.

Eventually, Alora calls for a cut while she gets her next item ready. The next item is mousetraps but Alora can't find them anywhere - until she stands right on one. Hopping around with a mousetrap snapped on her toes, Alora curses whoever thought up these stupid products. She painfully makes her way to a chair - stepping on lots more Lego on the way - and removes the mousetrap from her very sore toes.

In a rage, Alora kicks the nearest item - unfortunately for her, it's the bowling ball and she's soon hopping round on one foot again, yelling at the top of her voice. Taking a break, Alora collapses onto a sofa and curses everything about the show. She doesn't realise that a prankster in the production crew is sticking matches in between her toes. He lights them and waits for the unsuspecting presenter to feel the heat of a hotfoot. Alora howls loudly and throws a glass of water over her burning toes. She marches off set, stepping on all the Lego yet again - and hops her way right out of the studio.

This will be one show on the Home (S)hopping Channel that no-one will forget in a hurry.