You’ve been at home all day... gooning... edging... riding the orgasmic wave of lust. The thrill is so good that you turn up the television to hear every sound... and while you drive yourself into a deeper hole your significant other has come home early from work... quietly, they’ve found you... and you have no idea why the remote control has stopped working... your goon session has been taken over. Good night...

You’ve been at home all day... gooning... edging... riding the orgasmic wave of lust. The thrill is so good that you turn up the television to hear every sound... and while you drive yourself into a deeper hole your significant other has come home early from work... quietly, they’ve found you... and you have no idea why the remote control has stopped working... your goon session has been taken over. Good night...