You're a sexless virgin loser. Or a loser who had lousy sex. Either way, your sex life is a disaster, because a loser can never do what an alpha does in bed. It's impossible. That's why, I believe, it's time to officially give up on sex. You tried. You are doing the best at hand humping, so you should stick to it. You are in for a life of gooning and jerking to my porn, no more pussy, no more sex thoughts. Just your hand and your wallet.