*From a custom, no names used.* Welcome to my office. I'm glad we're finally talking to discuss your... "dilemma." I know when we spoke over the phone you said that you're worried about questioning your sexuality, so let's chat. I want this to be light and professional, so please be honest in all of your answers. I mean, I'm sure you're not gay. EVERYONE has a homo thought every once in awhile. Wait, are you hard right now recounting all of your past fantasies? Oh my god... you're fucking gay, aren't you?!