You're so obsessed with me. Not because you want to date or fuck me, but because you legit want to BE me! You're a jealous sissy bitch. You wish you could be as effortlessly perfect. You want to copy me from my hair, to my gorgeous lingerie that all the boys drool over. Don't worry, sissy! You'll get there someday... you'll just have to put in A LOT of extra work.