I was born to have a princess life while you and all of My other minions slave away, worship Me, and pay for absolutely everything. Do you think a gorgeous woman like Me has to work or even lift a finger? NO! Of course not! Why would I subject Myself to such things when losers are so willing to fork over everything simply to make Me smile? A pretty face, a gorgeous body and intelligence to match... I was made to be paid and worshiped!

I was born to have a princess life while you and all of My other minions slave away, worship Me, and pay for absolutely everything. Do you think a gorgeous woman like Me has to work or even lift a finger? NO! Of course not! Why would I subject Myself to such things when losers are so willing to fork over everything simply to make Me smile? A pretty face, a gorgeous body and intelligence to match... I was made to be paid and worshiped!