You wish you could be religious, wholly devoted to "him", but your obsession with hot brats, pornography, and jerking off is just too great. You can pretend all you want, but you know you're going to hell. Don't worry, though, I'll be there too! It'll be the biggest, sexiest, hottest party ever! What's the fun in being a pious loser when you could be a fun loser? Give into your normal, human desires. Give into worshiping Me. Give into the flesh, the REAL, the worldly.