My man is hot, intelligent and alpha as fuck. Basically everything you’re not. All you are is a weak paypig for me, willing to do anything to put the slightest smile on my face. You give and give for nothing in return so here’s your reward. You not only get to max out your credit cards for me, but for my man too! Spend on him, weakling. Pay up until you’re completely dry and begging to get another credit card. He deserves the very best and you’ll deliver like the idiot you are as always.