It's just so easy being me. All I do is exist, and you give into my beauty and pay up. All you are to me is a dumb little wallet, a human ATM, a weak paypiggy aching for attention through spending. It makes sense that you would get so addicted. I mean, just look at how pretty I am. A perfect princess living my amazing life. You need to pay me and give up total financial control, it just comes with the territory.