I was wondering where all of my socks disappeared to, and look at what I discovered in your room when you weren't home. All of my fucking socks. What an absolute freak you are! So, now I know your secret. You crave dirty, stinky, smelly socks. Upon finding out your fetish, I looked up sock and foot fetishes and have learned that this can be a pretty lucrative thing for me. So, you wanna jerk off and stuff your face with my smelly socks? Fine, but you're going to pay up to do so, and jerk off for me if you don't want anyone finding out.