Hiya, babe. Look, it's time to come out and be honest with you. You don't satisfy me, you never have. And since we're being honest with each other, I think I need to let you in on alllll of your shortcomings. I deserve so much better, and don't worry, I'm getting it. But, you're going to stick around because I'm the best you'll ever do, and I want to keep up appearances. Sound good? I know you'd be so lost without me, but let's be honest... I need better dick. LOL.