I never learn my lesson! Once again I overdo it at dinner, and the result is always the same... farts and more farts!
But today is a little different. The gases beg for freedom, causing me horrible cramping and frightening sounds as they release!
They are scary farts followed by an immediate relief for seconds later to come another and another, until my body gets a truce, which will probably be broken at the next dinner!

I never learn my lesson! Once again I overdo it at dinner, and the result is always the same... farts and more farts!
But today is a little different. The gases beg for freedom, causing me horrible cramping and frightening sounds as they release!
They are scary farts followed by an immediate relief for seconds later to come another and another, until my body gets a truce, which will probably be broken at the next dinner!