I have been best friends with your d4ughter for YEARS. Coming to your house almost every day, spending the night & just hanging out with her. Well, recently we both turned 18 & started college. The last few times I was over I noticed you staring at me but never said anything because.. I mean.. you're old and married and I'm YOUR D4UGHTERS best friend. Well, if you want this to remain a secret from your f4mily, you are going to do everything I say. I will own you.