What do you have planned for your wife or girlfriend this Valentine's day? Did you buy her a dozen roses? Some jewelry? Maybe you are just planning a nice night out. A fancy restaurant followed by some gross, boring sex at night. Oh guess what! Those plans have changed. I don't care if you have to say you got sick or just completely disappear. You will cancel all your plans with your wife. Any money you spent on her, you will get a refund and send it to me. Any money you would have spent out on the town will be spent on my clips. And as for the sex with her. . . you will jerk off to me instead... Show more