They say that the average size of a dick is 6 inches. I just so happen to have a pen with me that is that size. Now looking at the length of this pen I can tell you that average doesn't do it for me. The problem is that your dick isn't even averaged sized. Your dick is about the size of this pen cap. Am I right about that tiny dick? Your dick is literally only good for one thing. Jerking off to my clips! You should just stay at home all day paying me and stroking that tiny little dick until you cum all over yourself. Because there is no way in hell that tiny thing could please any woman.