"You are my sexy wife. We both know that you are way above me in the looks department. I have no business with being with someone like you. But it has been so long. I need to have sex so so so badly so I try to ask you. You basically laugh in my face. As a very kind compromise you let me sit down at your feet and be ignored. Could you randomly say something mean to me and wiggle those sexy toes. Thanks again Goddess Lacey! "