Are you excited about your surprises husband? Well surprise number 1 is that I have the ability to shrink you down. To mere inches. I mean look at me towering above you. Wow the funny part is that you look like you are happy to be so fucking tiny. I doubt you will like surprise 2 though. I am cheating on you! Yeah with a real man. I know that you will really hate surprise 3. I made you tiny so that I could squish you to . Enjoy the last few minutes of your life, tiny man.