Why do you even fight it? You know how amazing it feels when you give me what I want. And all I will ever want from you is your big, fat, sexy, bulging. . . wallet. What would you be spending your money on if not for me? Food? Gifts for family? Bills? Are any of those stupid things as important as I am? The answer of course is no. You know you love adding money to my account. You know that you love giving me amazon gift certs. And I for sure know how badly you love to buy up all my videos. So Pay me boys.