You hate your life huh? You sit at your computer all day just jerking off and dreaming of me. You will never fucking have me. EVER!!!! I will never be your girl. I will never be your wife. I will never fuck you. But I will kiss you! Yes you read that correctly, I will give you one kiss. It will be the last kiss you ever have in your life. My kiss will be to you. It will end your miserable little life. But you will get to kiss me. Here is how this service will be offered to you. For a very large nominal fee. I will allow you to fly into my city and let you take me out to a very expensive dinner... Show more