So, big hot date tonight, huh? What poor girl did you sucker in to going on a date with you? I can only imagine. I can't believe that you actually finally got a date. Should I say good for you? No, probably not. I mean, you think you're gonna go on this date and actually get laid? Cause I'm gonna tell you right now that this is highly unlikely. You are a fucking loser. So the fact that you even got a date, is a miracle. And getting laid, not in the cards. In fact I don't even think this date is in the cards. I'm already feeling bad for this poor girl. Having to go on a date with you, a fuck...

So, big hot date tonight, huh? What poor girl did you sucker in to going on a date with you? I can only imagine. I can't believe that you actually finally got a date. Should I say good for you? No, probably not. I mean, you think you're gonna go on this date and actually get laid? Cause I'm gonna tell you right now that this is highly unlikely. You are a fucking loser. So the fact that you even got a date, is a miracle. And getting laid, not in the cards. In fact I don't even think this date is in the cards. I'm already feeling bad for this poor girl. Having to go on a date with you, a fucking loser like you? No, I'm not going to let that happen. I want you to cancel the date. Instead I want you to stay home, by yourself, and I want you to edge your dick to my clips all night long.