Look at these feet. Look at my soles. Look at my perfectly formed toes. Take them in. Imagine how they smell, Imagine how they taste. You are owned by these feet. And guess what is about to happen. They are about to take over your bank account. They are going to decide how much money you spend on me. How much money you spend on everything. My feet are your financial adviser from now on. You know they will make better decisions than you anyways. What is more important. . . shoes for my feet or your food. A pedicure for my feet or cable TV. My feet will be making those decisions now.