One of my slaves drove 4 hours just for the honor of filming with me recently. And lately I have been thinking. . . it is way too hard for me to have to clean out ashtrays. I gotta pick up the "heavy" glass and walk all the way to a trash can, yuck! Why should a Princess have to do all of that work? When I can have a human ashtray right here with me. You can be there with your mouth open waiting for my ash. No mess at all! No clean up! Now if only I can decide where to put out this cigarette.