You men and your football. You fucking love it! But it takes away from you worshiping me which is a huge no, no. Add that I am from Pittsburgh and I have to hear about the fucking Steelers every 10 seconds. I am completely over football and you are about to be over it too. There is a game on tonight right? Well, I know the thing that you love to do even more than watch football. Jerk off to me. Tonight instead of watching the game you are going to watch me and you are going to jerk off over and over again until that final whistle blows.