My favorite holiday is Halloween without a doubt. And this year it actually falls on a Saturday!!! I am going to go to a fun party and go fucking nuts. As you can see I am going as Barbara Eden from I Dream Of Jeannie. Basically I am Jeannie the Genie. And as you can tell, I make this costume look fucking amazing! The only thing that could make this night even better is if you little money slaves pay for everything. Spoil me like crazy so that I have the best Halloween ever while you sit at home like a fucking loser.