My birthday is coming up and in honor of that huge event, I want you to humiliate yourself. You are to go out in public with a sign that says I worship Goddess Lacey. Make it the side of a busy street. You will be here for 2 hours! And during that 2 hours, you will do 5 humiliating tasks for me. Don't forget to record them. Give me some big laughs for my birthday.