AVI VERSION: Guess what I am doing tonight? I am going out to a club with a few of my friends. And guess what you are doing. You are going to sit at home like a fucking loser and stare at this clip. Imagine how amazing it would be to actually be allowed to go out with me to a club. Well just know that it will always be a dream you are too pathetic. So just watch perfection get ready. All you losers will just love this clip. I get ready and verbally the out of you for being losers.