You know what your job is today right? Your job is to spoil me. I want to see cash tributes, I want to see wishlist gifts sent to me, I want to see gift certificates sent to me and I want to see huge clip binges! Today should be a huge celebration for you and for me! You need to do anything to make sure my day is special. You need to do anything to make me happy today. And if you are late, you better fucking send double. Happy Birthday To Me!