I've had these slippers for years. I always put them on after coming home and taking off my shoes and slide my sweaty bare feet into them so I don't have to walk on the hard floors with my soft, sexy size 9 feet.

Well, today is sad because tomorrow I have to send them off to their lucky new owner. So I will enjoy them one last time at the end of a long work day, and make sure they smell really good before they are worshipped by rubbing my feet all over the inside and outside of them.