Can you believe it! My prized garden was being destroyed and I didn't know by what? So I investigated and you want to know what I found? Tiny urchins in my garden stealing my vegetables! It's O.K. though. Wanna know why? I captured one of them. Yeah hes right here next to me little bugger!

What am I going to do with him? Well eat him of course! How? Well I thought about roasting him, then simmering, or maybe even in a skillet with some butter! Then I remembered my people, and WE DEVOUR OUR PREY ALIVE! What do you think little one cook or just eat you alive!!

I think I will... Show more