I have an expensive lifestyle. More exciting than yours. Better than yours. And, how desperately you wish you could be a part of it, to escape from your mind-numbingly boring life. Fortunately for you, I'm offering you an out--the privilege of being useful and having a higher purpose by funding My fun. It's the only true release you'll be receiving from your sad, little pathetic existence. Even though you'll continue spending your nights inside and alone, I'll be spending your play money to pay for My nights out and the various, miscellaneous expenses I'll be accruing, like the lingerie, he... Show more