Jeans junkies, like you, will do anything for a fix. Even if that means being teased and by My hip-hugging, skintight jeans until I make you My addicted, jerk-off puppet. Enabling and pushing you deeper into a relentless cycle of addiction requires almost no effort on My part. All I have to do is swing My hips and wiggle My ass, and you won't be able to tear your eyes away from the screen, even for a second, while desperately wishing you were that close to My denim-clad cheeks. My curve-clinging skinny jeans are just too distracting. Music: Stellar (MindsEye) / CC BY-SA 4.0