***Farts, Farting, Farted***

In this narratophilia-style fart video, you will listen to me repeat specific words, and before long, you will feel my voice penetrate your mind and take ahold of your thoughts. I repeatedly chant, "farts, farting, farted," and describe the pungent eggy funk . Watch me expel a hot, musty fart directly onto my microphone, and imagine the putrid stench as you watch my face scrunch up in disgust! I desperately try to waft the hot gas away with my hand, before returning to the word repetition. I want to make sure this malodorous message sinks deep into you...

***Farts, Farting, Farted***

In this narratophilia-style fart video, you will listen to me repeat specific words, and before long, you will feel my voice penetrate your mind and take ahold of your thoughts. I repeatedly chant, "farts, farting, farted," and describe the pungent eggy funk . Watch me expel a hot, musty fart directly onto my microphone, and imagine the putrid stench as you watch my face scrunch up in disgust! I desperately try to waft the hot gas away with my hand, before returning to the word repetition. I want to make sure this malodorous message sinks deep into your mind. It's one you won't soon forget! As always, my farts are real from foods I've eaten, so you know they really stink!

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