If you have been wondering where I have been hiding these past months, I, the Elusive Rubber Creature, needed to return to my home planet for a mission briefing and special training. But fear not, I have returned to you, with a new skill to boot.

If you ever wished to see through my eyes and experience the world as a rubber creature, now is your chance! With my new found magic powers I can draw your soul in and give you access to my hot rubber body for a short while. Who could resist an opportunity such as this!