Close your eyes and imagine... You're by my side, submerged underwater as you breathe from your favorite regulator. You open your eyes slowly, taking it all in: the rubber suit hugging my tight body, my perky lips wrapped around the mouthpiece and my playful eyes gazing at you through the slightly foggy lens of the mask. Your dream has come true: you are right here, diving with me.

What happens next is entirely up to you... you know I'm willing, and up for anything ;-)