When you hear me tell you to wait for me on the back porch, you know exactly what's coming. It's time for me to smoke a cig! I have a seat in my hammock, pulling a chair closer while you stare patiently down on your knees. I don't have to say a word for you to become completely engulfed in the marvels before you. The smoke exiting my full lips. The dirt and grime from my porch floor all over my soles. You wish you could get a bit closer, don't you? But which would you taste first, my dirty french pedicured toes or my tobacco sticks? Once I complete my morning smoke, I bring you a bit closer...

When you hear me tell you to wait for me on the back porch, you know exactly what's coming. It's time for me to smoke a cig! I have a seat in my hammock, pulling a chair closer while you stare patiently down on your knees. I don't have to say a word for you to become completely engulfed in the marvels before you. The smoke exiting my full lips. The dirt and grime from my porch floor all over my soles. You wish you could get a bit closer, don't you? But which would you taste first, my dirty french pedicured toes or my tobacco sticks? Once I complete my morning smoke, I bring you a bit closer, continuing to tease you with my pretty anklets, my toe rings, and my highly arched feet.