Having a beautiful woman chop your dick off and eat it has always been your ultimate dangerously twisted fantasy but you never thought you were gonna get to live it out until... you met me and learned I had (more than) a few loose screws.

You knock on my door on the day we had agreed to meet to finally do it. We're both excited. I'm looking for my lighter but I notice you're already at my door so I let you in and tell you to sit down while I settle for a small box of matches, fuck a lighter. We got more important things to do, right?

I think we should go over the plan one ...

Having a beautiful woman chop your dick off and eat it has always been your ultimate dangerously twisted fantasy but you never thought you were gonna get to live it out until... you met me and learned I had (more than) a few loose screws.

You knock on my door on the day we had agreed to meet to finally do it. We're both excited. I'm looking for my lighter but I notice you're already at my door so I let you in and tell you to sit down while I settle for a small box of matches, fuck a lighter. We got more important things to do, right?

I think we should go over the plan one more time. So... just to make sure, you want me to chop your dick off and eat it, right? I light up a cigarette and keep talking to you as I smoke, my red lips tightly wrapped around the white cork. I just don't want any friends or family of yours looking for me, calling me, and telling me I'm crazy... I want to make sure you know the risk you're taking.

I tell you about how I went looking for a good pair of sturdy scissors the day before but immediately discarded the thought once I realized that your dick isn't gonna stay hard for long once I start chopping. That's why we're gonna do it with a big kn instead.

Once I'm done with my cigarette, I tell you to to place your hard dick in my hand and I proceed to whip out my kn. I start cutting you, chopping your dick off, the cold harsh bl4de cutting right into your turgid shaft. Is it painful? I giggle.

After cutting your dick off I vanish for a few moments so I can fry it in a skillet as promised but I order you to keep your eyes open because no one wants to eat alone, right? You don't wanna miss the good part. This time my red lips will be wrapper around your seasoned and fried dick.

I pick up your beloved dick and show it to you: it's all greasy, with herbs and pepper sprinkled all over. I smell it, suck it, and lick it, teasing you for a few minutes before eating it. I bite into it like a savage. It's so good and you love watching me eating your dick as I moan in pleasure. You better hit the ER when I'm done.

Do you think the neighbors are gonna be able to tell it wasn't a real sausage from the smell?