A shrinking virus is going around and it’s shrinking people into tiny 1-inch tall people. Everyone’s getting vaxxed but you, my step-dad, refused to get the vax thinking it wouldn’t affect you.

You got the virus and you’re now my 1-inch tall step-dad. Step-Mom divorced you because she has no use for a tiny idiot like you so she gave you to me: your step-daughter.

I’m so upset because this is embarrassing. How am I supposed to keep my step-father in a fucking jar in my dorm?!

I’m ranting and suddenly hear a noise and get reminded that my friends are coming over tod... Show more