You won’t believe what I found the other day! So, remember how I found out about your toilet fetish? OH I KNOW you don’t wanna talk about it because you’re embarrassed but you know you can tell me anything and I would never kink shame you.

I mean, I know it’s one of the dirtiest fetishes out there but to each their own, right?! Oh and by the way, I wanna try it. So I was looking for a way to take it to the next level and I found a spell to turn you into a toilet paper roll so I can use you to wipe my ass. I KNOW you don’t believe in witchcraft but if you don’t believe it we can try...

You won’t believe what I found the other day! So, remember how I found out about your toilet fetish? OH I KNOW you don’t wanna talk about it because you’re embarrassed but you know you can tell me anything and I would never kink shame you.

I mean, I know it’s one of the dirtiest fetishes out there but to each their own, right?! Oh and by the way, I wanna try it. So I was looking for a way to take it to the next level and I found a spell to turn you into a toilet paper roll so I can use you to wipe my ass. I KNOW you don’t believe in witchcraft but if you don’t believe it we can try it... worse it can happen is you won’t turn turn into toilet paper, right?!

I explain how it works and you agree to give it a try thinking nothing will happen but as soon as I cast the spell on you, you actually transform!!! I obviously had to test you out immediately.