It has been so long and I have not had a chance to play with you despite always having had a MASSIVE crush on you. You’re all sexy on the outside, so surely when I get you home and take off your pants, I am going to be delighted by what I find. But, oh wait, what if I am not? What if I get you home and see your tiny dick and just, can’t stop laughing? What if my laughing means we can’t even have foreplay, let alone sex? Well, where does that leave you now boy? That’s right, it leaves you high and dry and without pussy, but humiliated in this 10 min audio. Poor baby, I would feel sorry for y...

It has been so long and I have not had a chance to play with you despite always having had a MASSIVE crush on you. You’re all sexy on the outside, so surely when I get you home and take off your pants, I am going to be delighted by what I find. But, oh wait, what if I am not? What if I get you home and see your tiny dick and just, can’t stop laughing? What if my laughing means we can’t even have foreplay, let alone sex? Well, where does that leave you now boy? That’s right, it leaves you high and dry and without pussy, but humiliated in this 10 min audio. Poor baby, I would feel sorry for you if only I could stop laughing long enough to do so!