Brandon ordered a humiliating dick rating but I wouldn't be so arrogant to call it a "dick" because it's really small and one of the worst little tictacs I've seen in a long time. I royally fuck him up in every way, psychologically ruining him forever, even going as far to expose him to his boss for being such a fuck up. Let's just say, he gets what he deserves and everyone should purchase this so he can feel humiliated for others seeing his dinky winky.