Well, here it is! My first cold in 2 and a half years! I know you guys have been waiting, and boy did it ever deliver! This clip is chock full of authentic sneezes and coughs with tons of nose blowing. It started when I was out of town, so you get to see me document my cold in all sorts of situations, public and domestic. It begins at my Airbnb, and proceeds to a cafe, where I try to be discrete about my snot, and fail. Of course I don't cover any of my sneezes, making sure you see it all! I blow my nose on anything available, tissues, toilet paper, napkins. My poor wee nose gets all red an...

Well, here it is! My first cold in 2 and a half years! I know you guys have been waiting, and boy did it ever deliver! This clip is chock full of authentic sneezes and coughs with tons of nose blowing. It started when I was out of town, so you get to see me document my cold in all sorts of situations, public and domestic. It begins at my Airbnb, and proceeds to a cafe, where I try to be discrete about my snot, and fail. Of course I don't cover any of my sneezes, making sure you see it all! I blow my nose on anything available, tissues, toilet paper, napkins. My poor wee nose gets all red and dry, and my coughs get increasingly more harsh and rasping and painful. Watch me in my art studio, my car, my bed and my kitchen as I try to make soup but sneeze relentlessly. At the end I'm totally naked in bed as I'm sneezing my head off and blowing my nose without cease. This iPhone clip is good quality, but totally real in that I had to capture it all on the fly regardless of light conditions and background noise. Totally amateur, totally genuine, totally LOADED with sneezes with a record-breaking 32 sneezes in one clip and 20 coughs!

Also see

Sick Sneezes

Never-ending Nose Blowing

Laryngitis Coughs