Have you missed Me? Well, here I am! Popping up for an appearance. That's rare these days. Better buy this clip quickly if you want more of Me in your life.

Learn how to earn a place beyond the existence of a boring drive-by clip customer. Find your way at My feet and maybe I'll allow you to worship My perfection, while teasing you with every irresistible curve.

Oh. . . and you should know that April is My Birthday month. Spoil Me proper, if you want to be anyone who matters to Me.