Your life sucks. That's why you're here, right? I'm the outlet to your truth. Whether you love and worship me or hate me, I bring out your true nature.

Does it get boring, pretending you're just a normal guy? Or is it exciting? Maybe you like holding on to your dirty little secret. Knowing you're heading home just to log on and look at me. Maybe it's lonely and frustrating, pretending to be someone you're not. Putting on a show.

You have your friends and family convinced, but women like me, we take one look at you and know exactly who you are. We sniff you out like easy pr... Show more